Welcome. And that’s the last civil word you maggots are are getting from me. Enter my site at your own peril. If you are a Bible Bashing Texan then I suggest that you leave at once and dedicate your life to raising a theme park to God’s Glory. You Could have a log flume called the Flood...drop down from a great height, as if you were God’s chosen, to join the rest of the mass of humanity.

Still with me? Damn.

So what is this all about. Well in a word MEGALOMANIA. See I regard myself as an amusing raconteur and wit. I also, it should be pointed out, regard the sky as green in my world. I have gathered to myself some things that I have written that make me laugh. They may make you think that I am sick in the head, regardless, the joy of the internet is that you can project yourself onto the web and immediately have a fan club. Unfortunately being the web they all are inbred hillbillies from small towns with names like beavercreekington. Well Freaks step this way and try not to stand on the bodies...

I believe that the web should actually have something on it. Something to actually read as opposed to a mix of corporate sites and porn. And of course sites that are made up list of other sites.

You can navigate through the rather nifty menu system at the side or the hot links at the bottom page...

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