Friday 24th April 1998
God damn it!
I'm beginning to suspect that they are not really my friends.
A big evening in (with videos I might add).
And guess who wasn't invited.
Go on, guess.
Give that reader a coconut.
So while they were "hav'in' it large", as they would not be caught dead saying, I was "hav'in' it minuscule".
It very hard to have a serious and meaningful relationship with a girl when you don't get to meet her more than once every six months...... and she has no feelings for you.
LIAR!
You’re right she has plenty of feelings for me:-
Hate
Revulsion
A Slightly nauseous one that starts in the pit of your stomach and results in you hurling up all over the pavement.
Disdain
Dislike
Most of the other D's
Getting laid is harder than I thought it would be.
Everyone else seems to be constantly shoving things into each other’s orifices at every available opportunity.
I actually met Chris and Cordelia in a Taxi.
I said hello but nothing of any consequence happened.
The taxi behaved most oddly.
After it had pulled away a short distance it stopped then reversed a few yards in a aggressive manner.
I will have ask Chris why it was.
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